Deer Attack in the Cover of Darkness- like Ninjas

The deer have struck again! The jack o' lantern on the front porch ledge is laying precariously on its side. Its stem handle has fallen to the ground. It has been victimized by the ruthless deer.

I know it wasn't some kid. #1 The pumpkins are located right up next to the house, and #2 a kid would have smashed it to the ground (kids like to make a mess of the pumpkins-not taunt them).

One day deer, we will meet in a dark alley, and I'll have brought my friends.